Quotes by Kin Hubbard

About Kin Hubbard:

Frank McKinney Hubbard was an American cartoonist, humorist, and journalist better known by his pen name "Kin" Hubbard.
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Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

Kin Hubbard

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.

Kin Hubbard

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.

Kin Hubbard

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

Kin Hubbard

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Kin Hubbard

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Kin Hubbard

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Kin Hubbard

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

Kin Hubbard

It's the good loser who finally loses out.

Kin Hubbard

If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.

Kin Hubbard

After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.

Kin Hubbard

As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded the...

Kin Hubbard

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

Kin Hubbard

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.

Kin Hubbard

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

Kin Hubbard

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.

Kin Hubbard

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

Kin Hubbard

A loafer always has the correct time.

Kin Hubbard

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.

Kin Hubbard

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.

Kin Hubbard

Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

Kin Hubbard

Author Bio

  • NameKin Hubbard
  • DescriptionCartoonist
  • BornSeptember 1, 1868
  • DiedDecember 26, 1930
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionHumorist