Quotes by Kin Hubbard

About Kin Hubbard:

Frank McKinney Hubbard was an American cartoonist, humorist, and journalist better known by his pen name "Kin" Hubbard.
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No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.

Kin Hubbard

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.

Kin Hubbard

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Kin Hubbard

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.

Kin Hubbard

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

Kin Hubbard

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

Kin Hubbard

An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.

Kin Hubbard

Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely.

Kin Hubbard

A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.

Kin Hubbard

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

Kin Hubbard

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.

Kin Hubbard

It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.

Kin Hubbard

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

Kin Hubbard

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

Kin Hubbard

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

Kin Hubbard

The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.

Kin Hubbard

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

Kin Hubbard

Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.

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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

Kin Hubbard

Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.

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Author Bio

  • NameKin Hubbard
  • DescriptionCartoonist
  • BornSeptember 1, 1868
  • DiedDecember 26, 1930
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionHumorist