Quotes by Kevin Nealon

About Kevin Nealon:

Kevin Nealon is an American actor and comedian, best known as a cast member on Saturday Night Live from 1986 to 1995, acting in several of the Happy Madison films, for playing Doug Wilson on the Showtime series Weeds, and providing the voice of the title character, Glenn Martin, on Glenn Martin, DDS.
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I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.

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If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

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If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said.

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Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled.

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I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage. That's one of the reasons people watch the Super Bowl. A lot of them watch it to see the commercials and n...

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I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.

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When you discover that you are going to have a child, it stirs up memories of your own childhood.

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What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing; I went to a lot of coffee houses and used to watch all those guys, but I never had the nerve to get up and do it be...

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I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.

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I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper.

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I do have a place in my heart for animal shelters because the job they have is impossible - so many animals that need to euthanized because don't have homes for them.

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Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses.

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When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.'

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As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit.

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Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.

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Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.

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I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.

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A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.

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I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn't see that as a job description anywhere.

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When I first began doing TV pilots, my expectations were high. I didn't understand that world. So when 'Weeds' took off, I was so happy. Especially as I was just a guest star in the pilot. But once it got picked up, they made me a regular cast member...

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Author Bio

  • NameKevin Nealon
  • DescriptionAmerican comedian
  • BornNovember 18, 1953
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionActor