About Kenneth Jay Lane: Kenneth Jay Lane is an American costume jewelry designer.
I am myself a fabulous fake.
I'm not a designer, I'm an inventor.
If they made films in Palm Beach, actors and actresses would be much better dressed.
A caveman took a shell, and maybe it had a hole in it, or maybe he put a hole in it, and he put it on a piece of a tail of a donkey or a dinosaur or something and gave it to the cavewoman. She put it around her neck - the first jewel.
My mother, when I told her I was going into the jewelry business said, 'Kenneth, don't tell anyone.'
Men always like to please women. Women like to please men, too - some women. Some are very good at it.
