Quotes by Kelli Jae Baeli

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You can bail water 24/7, and no matter how good you are at not sinking, you still have a hole in your boat.

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I'm an open book. But some of the pages are stuck together.

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Faulkner had an egg carton filled with periods and throughout his writing career, used nearly all of them.

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What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger...unless it instead snaps your spine. Then it makes you a paraplegic.

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One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans.

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I've never seen Salisbury steak on a restaurant menu. It's only in frozen dinners. Is there something we should know about that? What IS Salisbury steak anyway? And where do they hunt or harvest the salisburies?

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I am overweight. But to me, it's fat. I don't have Body Dysmorphic Disorder. When I look in the mirror I don't plunge into a depression and stick my finger down my throat or carve FAT in my arm with a pickle fork. I can appreciate when I look good as...

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That's like leaping off a precipice and trying to knit yourself a parachute on the way down.

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Sully's, on South Prospect, was the quintessential biker-bar, complete with hefty, leather-clad Harley worshippers, and stringy-haired heroin-addicted women who made the rounds among the bikers. Its décor was decidedly Medieval Garage Sale, with a d...

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I want to make the choice that gives an accurate impression of who I am; and who I am is someone who wants to be ethical, evolved, yet not at all an oil pan for the machinations of the morally corrupt.

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These thrill seeker people doing extreme sports...they have a hideous accident, go through agonizing recovery, and then go back to that activity that nearly killed them...that's not facing your fear, that's embracing your stupidity.

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You have to be able to recognize your truths in the daylight before you can find them in the dark.

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Good communication is less about saying what you mean, and more about defining what you say.

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You're only responsible for being honest, not for someone else's reaction to your honesty.

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If I say I do not believe in faeries or elves or trolls, does this imply that I have a set of beliefs and a lifestyle that adheres to this lack of belief? NO, IT ONLY IMPLIES that I do not believe in faeries, elves and trolls. So one cannot extrapola...

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Progress should never be impeded by a need to coddle adults who respond to the world as children.

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Regarding Christians who feel they have a free pass on being criticized; When the blind worship of an invisible being and the doctrine of millennia-old texts written by ignorant men in another country becomes more important than real, present human b...

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Morality comes from religion? There are no babies or babies or babies. Religion is imposed on children by adults and society, and morality is an evolutionary adaptation. Period.

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The supernatural worldview is causing a great number of otherwise intelligent people to cling to a collection of atavistic concepts that have not, and never will serve humanity in any ultimately beneficial way. Any benefits that spirituality ostensib...

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Am I too much for the world, or is the world too much for me?

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