Oh, you’re hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you.
No one ever said you can’t have world dominance and a little romance too.
Are you trying to seduce me or trick me?
It was never just about the money.
Everything you’re telling me was just a story, and now it’s real.
You didn’t make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding.
Grabbing someone’s ass doesn’t count as capturing them!
A leprechaun did not just kill off my car in a hailstorm.
She caught you. Therefore she gets your treasure.
Don’t pinch that guy’s ass. He’s a leprechaun.
My inner bitch could handle this peon without even breaking a sweat.
This was going to be worse than the time I table danced in the diner in high school!
I missed the good old days when phones were sturdy enough to be pounded for emphasis.
You tell me the dead are coming through a crack in my barn, but I shouldn’t worry?
There’s no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles.
Elvis is in the kitchen and he’s making eggs Benedict!
I’ve worked with freshmen that were easier than this.
I am not going to ask that old man if his family home is haunted!
He thinks you were trapped in a tree in the 1920s. How is that not crazy?
Maybe you’re worried that I won’t seduce you?
