Quotes by Judy Gold

About Judy Gold:

Judy Gold is an American stand-up comic. She won two Daytime Emmy Awards for her work as a writer and producer on The Rosie O'Donnell Show. She has also been involved in many projects in various roles, including the television series All-American Girl and HBO At the Multiplex segments where she asks humorous questions of unexpecting moviegoers.
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Remember the phrase - 'Act your age, not your shoe size?' That didn't apply to me, as they were the same until the age of 12 when my feet stopped growing.

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Some people use stand-up to get something else in their careers, but it's truly the art form of stand-up I love.

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The more life experience you have, the more comedy you can write.

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Of course I love cooking Eastern European food because I'm a Jew, but I also love making roast chicken. I love making Hungarian goulash. There are a lot of egg noodles in my cooking.

Judy Gold

I would love to get married, first of all, from my children's perspective. People don't think of children when they think of gay marriage, but I do have children, and for them to see their family validated as other families are validated and protecte...

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I try to win the love and approval of strangers, since it didn't work with my family.

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My mother is a tall woman - as is everyone in my family. At her prime, she stood 5 feet 9 inches, which is quite unusual for a woman born in 1922.

Judy Gold

My desire for my own sitcom began as a little girl - I spent hours lying on my belly on the shag carpeting getting lost in the world of the '70s sitcom. All I wanted to do was run away to the Brady house, The Partridge Family bus; even the project on...

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For me, humor is everything!

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I love the vulgar. I kind of have the humor of a 17-year-old boy.

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Mother humor is such a universal theme. I wrote a show called '25 Questions for a Jewish Mother.' I had people coming up to me after the show saying, 'I'm Baptist, and my mother is just like yours.'

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There is nothing - nothing - like writing a great joke and having that joke kill onstage.

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I'm not sure when exactly I knew I was funny, but I always knew I was different. I never had an 'edit' button and would say whatever came into my head. Most of the time, what came out of my mouth was the very thing everyone else was thinking - but to...

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If I was married to a man, and I had the same life situation that I have, it's the perfect recipe for a sitcom.

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I realize as I get older that stand-up is a huge part of who I am. I think I'll do it for the rest of my life.

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I love being a Givenik Ambassador. Not only does it give me a platform to discuss my favorite charities, but I get to talk about my other favorite topic - 'The Judy Show!'

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I've done stand-up since I was 18 years old, and I absolutely love it, but I used to go onstage, and the audience was my peers. Now I go onstage, and I could be their mother.

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I love standup, but not the grind of traveling and dealing with club owners.

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I didn't want to be known as a gay comic, but as a comic who happens to be gay.

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I'm going to be a 'Chopped' champion.

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Author Bio

  • NameJudy Gold
  • DescriptionAmerican comedian
  • BornNovember 15, 1962
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionActor