Quotes by Judith Viorst

About Judith Viorst:

Judith Viorst is an American writer, newspaper journalist, and psychoanalysis researcher. She is perhaps best known[citation needed] for her children's literature, such as The Tenth Good Thing About Barney (about the death of a pet) and the Alexander series of short picture books, which includes Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (1972), which has sold over two million copies.
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You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned.

Judith Viorst

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.

Judith Viorst

When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope he's dead.

Judith Viorst

We will have to give up the hope that, if we try hard, we somehow will always do right by our children. The connection is imperfect. We will sometimes do wrong.

Judith Viorst

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.

Judith Viorst

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.

Judith Viorst

Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.

Judith Viorst

Lust is what keeps you wanting to do it even when you have no desire to be with each other. Love is what makes you want to be with each other even when you have no desire to do it.

Judith Viorst

Superstition is foolish, childish, primitive and irrational - but how much does it cost you to knock on wood?

Judith Viorst

Because we believe ourselves to be better parents than our parents, we expect to produce better children than they produced.

Judith Viorst

I could be such a wonderful wife to another wife's husband.

Judith Viorst

I hope the next time you get a double-decker strawberry ice-cream cone the ice cream part falls off the cone and lands in Australia.

Judith Viorst

If his mother was drowning and I was drowning and he had to choose one of us to save, He says he'd save me.

Judith Viorst

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.

Judith Viorst

Close friends contribute to our personal growth. They also contribute to our personal pleasure, making the music sound sweeter, the wine taste richer, the laughter ring louder because they are there.

Judith Viorst

Author Bio

  • NameJudith Viorst
  • DescriptionAmerican writer
  • BornFebruary 2, 1931
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionWriter; Journalist
  • AwardsPrimetime Emmy Award