Quotes by Joy Behar

About Joy Behar:

Joy Behar is an American comedian, writer, actress and is a co-host on the ABC talk show The View. She hosted The Joy Behar Show on HLN from 2009 to 2011 and Joy Behar: Say Anything! on Current TV, from 2012 until the channel switched formats in August 2013.
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You can see a lot of politics on a lot of different channels. I'm not interested, really, in talking in some wonky conversation about politics, though. It's not my speed. I'm not interested in the ins and outs of health care.

Joy Behar

I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.

Joy Behar

Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I'm working on a play. I like to work, and I fear that something could fall through. You know what they say: 'The show must go off.'

Joy Behar

It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there.

Joy Behar

I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful time, so what's the point?

Joy Behar

I want a man in my life, not in my house.

Joy Behar

I love a Dustbuster. You go around, pick up little crumbs, and everything is nice again.

Joy Behar

I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don't organize my act. I keep myself in a state of confusion. It stresses me out, but I prefer creative chaos.

Joy Behar

I don't profess to be an expert on anything, or have the memory for who ran in 1952. I am an informed American citizen, that's my position.

Joy Behar

When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone.

Joy Behar

Elisabeth Hasselbeck could run for vice president.

Joy Behar

The Republicans do not have feeling for people who are in bad shape.

Joy Behar

Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.

Joy Behar

I do like talk shows. I'm interested in talking to people.

Joy Behar

I want to do an intelligent talk show where you have room to breathe.

Joy Behar

You reach a point when you say to yourself, 'Do I want to keep doing this?' There are other things on my plate I want to do - I've been writing a play; I've been neglecting my standup.

Joy Behar

I think looks do matter on television.

Joy Behar

Madeleine Albright, when you see her, she's not a beautiful woman and she's getting older. But you're saying that woman has gravitas. She knows what she's talking about.

Joy Behar

I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody.

Joy Behar

I don't want to do just a liberal show.

Joy Behar

Author Bio

  • NameJoy Behar
  • DescriptionUS comedian, writer and actress
  • BornOctober 7, 1942
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionActor; Journalist; Teacher