Quotes by Josh Lieb

About Josh Lieb:

Josh Lieb is the producer and showrunner of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. His credits include stints as executive producer of NewsRadio and The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. During his time at The Daily Show, Lieb was named on seven Primetime Emmys that the show won.
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Boys are idiots. Girls are idiots, too, of course, but boys are a special kind of idiot. A girl, for instance, will vote for a boy in an election, or go to a movie that's about a boy, or buy a book that features a boy hero (or villain). Boys are much...

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We can all agree that children are ugly.

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What is evil?' you ask. To which I reply, 'Who are you, Friedrich Nietzsche?' To which you respond, 'Duh, wha? Me no understand.' Then I put you back in your cage.

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According to the fortune-cookie logic most people live by, the best things in life are free. That's crap. I have a gold-plated robot that scratches the exact part of my back where my hands can't reach, and it certainly wasn't free.

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Daddy was overcome by the charm of this scene. "They're just so amazing at that age. So innocent. So ... pure. As pure as the snow they play in." He apparently hadn't noticed the places where the snow was distinctly yellow.

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Author Bio

  • NameJosh Lieb
  • Born1972
  • CountryUnited States Of America