About Josh Billings:
Josh Billings was the pen name of 19th-century American humorist Henry Wheeler Shaw (April 21, 1818 – October 14, 1885). Although his reputation has not endured so well with later generations, in the latter half of the 19th century he was a famous humor writer and lecturer in the United States, perhaps second only to Mark Twain.
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
Josh BillingsThe best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
Josh BillingsAs a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.
Josh BillingsThere are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.
Josh BillingsLaughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.
Josh Billings