About Jon Stewart: Jon Stewart is an American comedian, writer, producer, director, actor, media critic, and television host. From 1999 to 2015, he was the host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program that airs on Comedy Central.
Most world religions denounced war as a barbaric waste of human life. We treasured the teachings of these religions so dearly that we frequently had to wage war in order to impose them on other people.
The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.
If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you have no regime.
If we amplify everything, we hear nothing.
Thomas Jefferson once said: 'Of course the people don't want war. But the people can be brought to the bidding of their leader. All you have to do is tell them they're being attacked and denounce the pacifists for somehow a lack of patriotism and exp...
I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm.
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.
Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?
I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.
