About Jon Stewart: Jon Stewart is an American comedian, writer, producer, director, actor, media critic, and television host. From 1999 to 2015, he was the host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program that airs on Comedy Central.
Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- mayb...
I have some bad news. Bjork cannot be here tonight. She was trying on her Oscar dress and Dick Cheney shot her.
You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.
To the people who are upset about their hard-earned tax money going to things they don’t like: welcome to the f*cking club. Reimburse me for the Iraq war and oil subsidies, and diaphragms are on me!
Evil is relatively rare; ignorance is epidemic.
As our larynxes descended, we were able to make sounds with our mouths in new and far more expressive ways. Verbal language soon overtook physical gesturing as the primary means of communication for all human beings except Italians. (Earth (The Book)...
The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith.
You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning.
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.
Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or hate him, you've gotta admit: a lot of people hate him.
Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.
Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car.
By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.
I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance
The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.
If everything is amplified, we hear nothing.
When did fact checking and journalism go their separate ways?
The bias of the mainstream media is toward sensationalism, conflict, and laziness.
We must, together as a nation, stop watching Fox.
[Politicans] are salespeople. Instead of rotisserie ovens they are selling this idea of preemptive war or social-security reforms.
Race is there. You're tire of hearing about it? Imagine how fucking exhausting it is living it.
