Quote by: John Hodgman

I know electric knives are excellent for carving turkeys that have had their bones removed and been forced into a mold to shape them. Please note that those turkeys are called hams.


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Author Bio


  • NameJohn Hodgman
  • DescriptionAmerican humorist
  • BornJune 3, 1971
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionAuthor