Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your R&B.
When preserving for posterity, use ¾ cup of sugar for each cup of item preserved, seal tightly, and store in a dry, dark place.
Dorothy Parker said "Ducking for apples – change one letter and it's the story of my life."… So she dunked for apples??? I'm confused.
Dorothy Parker said "Ducking for apples – change one letter and it's the story of my life.
Desperate measures call for desperate times.
Secret 9.6. When writing a contact report, the term 'intense vocalization' should be used in place of words like 'moan,' 'pant' and 'sigh.
Once you've played a real video game about war, you don't understand how people can play video games about video games about war.
In an opposite universe, the iconoclast creates the icon. – Why We Couldn't Possibly Be Living in an Opposite Universe, Reason 11.9
Whenever God kicks in a door, He padlocks it later.
John Adams warned of the division of America into two great political parties. Luckily, the parties we ended up with are mediocre at best.
Either every robot can dance the robot, or no robot can.
Secret 1.93. The professional intelligence officer assumes nothing. The successful professional intelligence officer assumes less than that.
Remember, a lot can't happen on Facebook since you last logged in as long as you're logged in to Facebook.
My father always told me I was too clever times half.
Secret 9791422.1. If it can't end well, don't end it.
Angry poor people are 'enraged.' Angry rich people are 'livid.
If by 'about' you mean 'in a circle around,' then yes, we're doing something about the problem.
The trouble with facial recognition software is that you get mistaken for every other person who doesn't have a face.
Leak not the secret, lest the secret leak you.
Secret 2591. If you can't assure, obscure.
Motivational Secret of the Week. When the dancing starts, don't worry about what others will think of you, just get up and leave.
