Quotes by John Alejandro King

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Saw a headline: 'World's Ugliest Dog Dead.' Not believing it for one minute.

John Alejandro King

Texting depersonalizes communication, rendering human interaction one dimensional. But there are downsides to texting too.

John Alejandro King

Sooner or later, most of us die from complications of being ourselves.

John Alejandro King

Wanna analyze my pocket litter?

John Alejandro King

Not knowing is more than half the battle. – National Clandestine Service motto

John Alejandro King

Secret 318040. You can't plug a leak without getting your fingers wet.

John Alejandro King

I don't subscribe to conspiracy theories unless they include the swimsuit issue for free.

John Alejandro King

FORTUNECOOKINT of the Week: The paper this fortune is printed on contains more nutrients than the cookie it came in.

John Alejandro King

Aging is about mind over matter – every year my matter drops another quarter inch below my mind.

John Alejandro King

Not only is life too short, it has acne and looks geeky in gym clothes.

John Alejandro King

I definitely believe in the theory of penis envy. My penis feels envious pretty much all the time.

John Alejandro King

People who need people who need people need the luckiest people in the world.

John Alejandro King

Love is in the air. Remember to maintain your lead and follow through on your shot.

John Alejandro King

Secret 4.1. Whatever makes a nail go in is a hammer.

John Alejandro King

Is this safe for work, and is this safe for work? – CIA security officer, examining employee's personal safe with racy calendar attached

John Alejandro King

When you're still typing 'whilst,' someone else has already finished typing 'while.

John Alejandro King

Indie band names would make better song titles; indie song titles would make better band names.

John Alejandro King

A typical breakfast for a CIA ops officer consists of a pastry and a piping hot cup of Armageddon.

John Alejandro King

Be levelheaded, that your head be not leveled.

John Alejandro King

Is the line between the essential and the peripheral essential or peripheral?

John Alejandro King

Control is under the situation.

John Alejandro King