Quotes by John Alejandro King

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The TSA confused a bottle of perfume with a hand grenade. Talk about an embarrassing mistake – everybody knows perfume is far more lethal.

John Alejandro King

OK, maybe one iota, or two iotas at most, but definitely not three.

John Alejandro King

They say power corrupts, but most of the time it's actually faulty storage media.

John Alejandro King

Less road rage – but also, how about less road beatitude.

John Alejandro King

I'm willing to forgive and forget, but damned if I'll be forgiven and forgotten.

John Alejandro King

The rain in Ukraine falls mainly on the insane.

John Alejandro King

In cyber espionage, the cloak and the dagger are one and the same.

John Alejandro King

To be 'decimated' means to lose a tenth of one's population. I've lived in places where that's just a busy Saturday night.

John Alejandro King

Back in the day, before he was president, you just know James Madison's homies called him JMad.

John Alejandro King

Secret 02.02. By skillfully employing peripheral vision, it's actually possible to gaze into an abyss without the abyss gazing into you.

John Alejandro King

The greatest gift you can give to posterity is a good kick in the posterior.

John Alejandro King

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow? Trying your good plan tomorrow is the perfect plan today.

John Alejandro King

Less is more, but only marginally.

John Alejandro King

Power exercised under the cloak of national security is odious. But power exercised under the microkini of national security is totally hot.

John Alejandro King

The kingdom of intelligence officially isn't within you.

John Alejandro King

Saw a headline: 'Killers Executed In Three States.' How is drawing out their executions like that not cruel and unusual punishment???

John Alejandro King

If not for his call to priesthood The Bishop Fulton Sheen Might have been a five-star general Or even a famed drag queen

John Alejandro King

Rather than continue kicking the can down the road, let us gather up the can, and deposit it in a roadside trash receptacle.

John Alejandro King

Energy equals staff times the speed of life scared.

John Alejandro King

Redaction marks are the truth dressed in black burqa.

John Alejandro King

Secret 0.59179. When an asset quits, make sure to collect their cover docs, commo hardware, and any countries they were running for you.

John Alejandro King