Quotes by John Alejandro King

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Why is the poem called 'The Road Not Taken,' when it's about the road that was taken?

John Alejandro King

Rock, paper, scissors, and pretty much anything else for that matter, beats playing rock–paper–scissors.

John Alejandro King

To observe reality is to change it. Especially if reality catches you observing down its blouse at work.

John Alejandro King

When media distorts the truth, it's only responding in kind.

John Alejandro King

In the final analysis, it's even money whether they'll use the phrase 'in the final analysis.

John Alejandro King

By stripping it of natural moisturizers, ethnic cleansers leave your ethnicity dry, wrinkled and flaky.

John Alejandro King

Pictures in women's self-defense books never show women kicking other women. The idea is to leave something to the imagination.

John Alejandro King

Every great summer song was recorded the previous winter.

John Alejandro King

We'll know we've built a machine that's truly alive when it commits suicide.

John Alejandro King

All is not lost – so why the hell should it stop to ask for directions???

John Alejandro King

11% of Americans believe HTML is a sexually transmitted disease. In reality, HTML is caused by bacteria living in the lower bowel.

John Alejandro King

A key sociological factor underlying the prevalence of zombies as a theme in modern culture is that zombie movies are cheap as hell to make.

John Alejandro King

Motivational Secret of the Week: There are no menial jobs. But you're welcome to check back next month.

John Alejandro King

If you've recruited one intelligence asset, they've recruited you all.

John Alejandro King

Secret 71910151. A story with legs usually involves legs with a story.

John Alejandro King

I refuse to be just another statistic. I'm empowering myself to be an informed, assertive, beautiful statistic!

John Alejandro King

The map may not be the territory, but if the theory of a 2-dimensional holographic universe is confirmed, it means the territory is a map.

John Alejandro King

People who are needed by people who need people aren't the luckiest people in the world.

John Alejandro King

That still small voice within sure seems to refuse to confirm or deny a lot.

John Alejandro King

Motivational Secret of the Week: Dare to dream of dreaming daringly.

John Alejandro King

It's a moot point whether your ass needs kicking, if kicking needs your ass.

John Alejandro King