Quotes by John Alejandro King

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Fortune favors the brave. They taste crunchier.

John Alejandro King

Secret 80916003. If it doesn't hurt when they snatch it, it isn't worth dangling.

John Alejandro King

Not my circus, not my monkeys (but definitely my 27 clowns piling out of a car).

John Alejandro King

The wisdom of coming in out of the rain is entirely a function of what's waiting for you inside.

John Alejandro King

Refutation of Baldy's Law Baldy's Law: Some of it plus the rest of it is all of it. 1. Suppose some of it + the rest of it = all of it. 2. By King's Rule, there's always more of it. 3. Accordingly: all of it – some of it – the rest of it > 0, tha...

John Alejandro King

The aim of the conspiracy is to come up with an aim for the conspiracy.

John Alejandro King

My asset looked more dead than alive – which, given that he was dead, lent the scene a certain credibility. – [context classified]

John Alejandro King

The FDA has announced that women deserve the same sexual rights as men. Insert ironic comment into any willing orifice.

John Alejandro King

How often are we reminded that what matters in life can't be quantified (I'm referring to the annual per capita frequency, to two decimals).

John Alejandro King

Stop begging the question – get a job and earn the question like everyone else.

John Alejandro King

Anything worth doing' is a problematic premise.

John Alejandro King

If secrecy is the beginning of tyranny, declassification is its apotheosis.

John Alejandro King

Successfully resisted a honeypot approach by Russian intelligence. One lingering concern: how did the Russians find out I like honey?

John Alejandro King

I support zero tolerance. But I draw the line at negative integers.

John Alejandro King

To actually know one's ass from a hole in the ground is to appreciate that the difference is mostly cosmetic.

John Alejandro King

The meaning of life is XXXXXXXXXXX … Redaction mark? What redaction mark?

John Alejandro King

The State Department said no American is proud of CIA interrogations. OK, so we're not as good as the Syrians at it, but we're not that bad.

John Alejandro King

If you had a tattoo that said 'Top Secret,' where on your body would it be?

John Alejandro King

Secret 53910321. When pitching a potential recruit, throw low and inside.

John Alejandro King

The following information is classified Third Eye Only.

John Alejandro King