Quotes by Joel McHale

About Joel McHale:

Joel Edward McHale is an American comedian, actor, writer, television producer, and television host. He is known for hosting The Soup and portraying Jeff Winger on the NBC/Yahoo! comedy series Community. He voiced Elliot in the computer-animated comedy film Open Season 2, and has appeared in such films as Spider-Man 2, Spy Kids: All the Time in the World, and Ted.
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In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!

Joel McHale

If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.

Joel McHale

It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is.

Joel McHale

Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.

Joel McHale

My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.

Joel McHale

Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.

Joel McHale

You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.

Joel McHale

It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along.

Joel McHale

I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.

Joel McHale

Commenting on print journalism at the Commenting on print journalism at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner: “Thanks to Obamacare, millions of Americans can visit a doctor’s office and see what a print magazine actually looks like.

Joel McHale

Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.

Joel McHale

Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.

Joel McHale

Author Bio

  • NameJoel McHale
  • DescriptionAmerican actor
  • BornNovember 20, 1971
  • CountryUnited States Of America; Italy
  • ProfessionActor; Voice Actor; Writer