About Joe Schreiber: Joe Schreiber is an American novelist known for his horror and thriller novels. He also works as an MRI technician at the Penn State Milton S. Hershey Medical Center.
I can't dance, remember?" I whispered. "It's just a tango. It is like sex, except with clothes on." Then, squeezing me closer: "Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot, you do not know how to do that either.
Human beings are like the screwed-up children of alcoholic parents in that way, picking up the pieces afterward and trying to make up reasons why. You could argue that’s what makes us interesting, and maybe it is to some alien race studying us from...
I would simply crush his windpipe so he could say no more offensive things to women.
Hell had been his Vietnam. It had stamped its mark on him for all eternity, and no amount of denial or self-imposed ignorance was going to change it. Ever.
Like crucifixions and pornography, it never got old.
It's like Sheriff Daniels sneezed, and they all caught the misinformation flu.
I was going into shock. The pain wasn’t getting any better, and I thought that I would probably black out before I found out how this was going to end. Just as well—I was never particularly good at finishing things.