Quotes by Jennifer Crusie

About Jennifer Crusie:

Jennifer Crusie is a pseudonym for Jennifer Smith, a bestselling and award winning author of contemporary romance novels. She has written more than twenty novels, which have been published in 20 countries.
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Nothing but good times ahead.

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Don't even think about it." "Well, when I walk by myself?" "When you get your driver's license." "You always, always say that." Dillie scowled at him. "That's when happens." "It's going to be a busy day," Phin agreed.

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I suppose you had to," Wes said when Phin went back to join him at the table. "Pretty much. She seduced me." "Yeah, right," Wes said. "She said, 'Please fix the kitchen drain,' and you interpreted that--" "She said, 'Fuck me.' " Phin put two balls on...

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Sophie held the [hand]cuffs higher, hopint to instill some sense of shame, if not in him, then at least in herself. One look at him and she wanted him again. "I found them in the bed." "That makes sense," Phin said. "That's where I lost them." "I'd a...

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I'm thirty-four." "You don't look thirty-four." "That's because I'm not married." Mae's smile felt as if it were set in concrete. "Marriage tends to age a woman.

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Mitch's take on humanity had deteriorated to the point where he assumed someone was lying if her lips were moving.

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Of course it hurt you neanderthal! See that? Thats blood. If theres blood, theres pain. Its like smoke and fire.

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The first rule in life is 'everybody lies.' Remember that and you'll get a lot further.

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Mitch woke up the next morning the way he always did: badly.

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If she'd just kept her mouth shut, she would have been perfect, but no...

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Feel no guilt. Getting married and giving birth does not mean that you have sold your life away to perfectly healthy people who can get their own damn socks.

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Heartache often drives us to consume things we wouldn't otherwise, such as an entire pint of Caramel Pecan Perfection high-fat ice cream, covered in ganache, the crack cocaine of frozed dairy. Twelve hundred calories per pint, six hundred and eighty ...

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The therapist, he thought, and it bothered him a lot more than it should have. After all, he had nothing permanent with Sophie. He just needed to touch her on a semiregular basis or he couldn't finish his sentences.

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Values aren't buses... They're not supposed to get you anywhere. They're supposed to define who you are.

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Part of being a writer is defending your vision and not caving in to outside pressures.

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Author Bio

  • NameJennifer Crusie
  • DescriptionAmerican writer
  • Born1949
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionNovelist