Love with all your heart. And the rest of your body. Oh, and your mind, too.
I found a body today. It was mine, so I played with it.
My soul is invisible, like an anorexic’s dinner, but it sure enhances how I feel about my body.
I am the now of the then. My body is the embodiment of all my ancestors who came before me. They live on in me.
I want to grow a tan and an accent, then dig it out of my garden and staple it to my naked body. I like Salmon Rushdie like a bear would. Especially with a honey glaze.
Be proud of your work week, not your weak work. Monday-Friday you can find me working out. I have the body of a fisherman.
I would visit Hawaii, but I’m not that strong of a swimmer. My strength is all in my heart, and I love like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s body looks.
This book comes with its very own logo (logo sold separately).
If I’m going to write a book every American will want to read, it’s got to have lots of pictures. Those pictures must also move, and all the words in the book must be spoken and available audibly for all the readers to hear as they watch.
A Cyclops on a unicycle juggling three giant eyeballs couldn’t compare to the balanced vision my writing presents. In fact, noted linguist and translation expert Dora J. Arod had these flattering words to say about my writing: “I wouldn’t read ...
Some people read books on musicians, while I read music books. Not books on music, but literally books full of sheet music. Fascinating reading.
Book: Ten Steps to Asexuality and Financial Freedom, by Lonely Path
I won't read a book whose pages have been dog-eared, because I'm more of a cat person.
I want to publish a book on toilet paper—not only about toilet paper, but actually print it on toilet paper. That way nobody will be surprised by how shitty my book is.
All thoughts, secret or spoken, belong in a coffee table book written in Braille, so you can really feel the emotions.
The internet is a knowledge omelet. Sometimes I just want the purity of scrambled eggs that only a book can provide.
Most people have a list of 100 books to read before they die, or 100 places to visit. Not me. I have a list of 100 birthdays to see. No need to write them down, they're simply 50 through 150. Another list of mine is 100 people to meet before I die wh...
The Book of Us. I’m writing it. And you’re in it.
I enjoy reading books by way of subtitles from the movies they got made into.
Last night I read two books back to back. Tonight I’ll probably read both of those books’ front covers.
People who collect books, and categorize them by Roy G. Biv instead of alphabetically, are displaying the fact that their books aren't meant to be read, but merely looked at. And while they are busy looking at the rainbow of books, they're missing th...
