The thought made my toes curl up, but only because the ground made it impossible for them to curl down.
If the ink of my writing morphed into ants, would they march along with my thoughts? Would they find my work as enjoyable as a picnic? If the answer is no, I wouldn’t hesitate to stomp all over my writing.
Inside my skull is a turtle shell. Inside the turtle shell is a rabbit. And inside the rabbit, all my tasty thoughts constantly stew.
I keep odd hours. I keep them stuffed under my mattress.
Yesterday led me to today, which will lead me to tomorrow. Follow me, but stay a day behind.
Today likes to happen before tonight. Impatient, I guess.
So many trees, so few chimneys.
I’ll write something that’s 111% true. It’ll be so true that it’ll be 100% false.
The most deadly combination known to man is low IQ and high testosterone.
Sometimes we can’t see what’s right in front of us, because it’s behind us, and we’re looking in a mirror.
I don’t want to rail against modern railroad barons, because this is America, and I believe that I too will one day be wealthy.
I want to make a splash in the world, and I want to make one with my dry wit. My dry wit is wetter than you’d imagine.
I often wonder how far I’d go for love. I guess it all depends on the price of gas.
I drove your lunch to work, and I parked it in my stomach.
Andrew is such a diplomatic name. Or at least it is for the first three letters, as and is a word that works hard to join things together and promote cohesiveness.
I may have written this before, but I may not have written it as well, so I’ll write it again.
I started writing to get women, or rather a particular woman, and I continue writing because it’s now a compulsion.
When everything is working out for you, it means you are in the wrong gym.
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