Quotes by Janeane Garofalo

About Janeane Garofalo:

Janeane Garofalo is an American film actress, stand-up comedian, liberal political activist, and writer.
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The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

Janeane Garofalo

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Janeane Garofalo

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

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I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

Janeane Garofalo

The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

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The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

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You know, there's nothing more interesting than seeing a bunch of racists become confused and angry at a speech they're not quite certain what he's saying.

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I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

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I think I failed miserably on NewsRadio. I was very nervous because of the caliber of the cast - especially Dave Foley - so I think I did a terrible job.

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To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so off-putting.

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I'm a walker. I enjoy walking, which I think psychologically expresses my feelings of wanting liberation without exerting myself too much.

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For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down.

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A lot of the hate mail I get is clearly misogynist. I am a proud liberal, feminist woman, and the hate mail I get about those three things is not about me.

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I do not enjoy when people don't like me.

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I don't enjoy sparring with the audience. It devastates me.

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I am not a person that is particularly tethered to fashion, which I think is obvious to anyone who's seen me.

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I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind.

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If you aren't overly effusive or really nicey-nice with the press, you get a reputation for being outspoken or difficult.

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Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!'

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I'm grateful for any opportunity to act.

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I would prefer to be well-liked in any and all situations.

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Author Bio

  • NameJaneane Garofalo
  • Descriptioncomedian, actress, political activist, writer
  • BornSeptember 28, 1964
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionActor; Radio Host; Comedian; Political Activist; Writer; Film Producer; Film Director; Screenwriter; Voice Actor