[Truman] didn’t want to fight the guy, whatever he was—alien, vampyr or douchebag.
I guess we all travel through life in a haze of sorts. A fog. The people we only meet in the fog we allow ourselves to lose because it’s not our fault. It’s the fog’s. The people we latch onto—they become our friends. It was my friendship wit...
Later film shoots’ casting calls would advertise that they’re “fun shoots” and a “good way to get exposure”—but working in entertainment is not entertaining, even though it is not what’s traditionally thought of as “work.” You kno...
The difference between extras and audience members is that audience members don’t get chairs. Audience members are the daylaborers of the industry. When it's sunny, we stand in the sun. When it’s cold, we stand in the cold.
I love Las Vegas because it's the one city less classy than Los Angeles.
Los Angeles is a city made up of refugees from better cities.
If you could talk to God, He wouldn't be God.
That's crazier than a boatload of prostitutes!
No man wants his daughter to be the kind of girl whom he liked in high school.
I love animals, especially with barbeque sauce.
Life.... It's better than the alternative.
I try not to let other people's problems problem me.
You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape.
You have to think if we've been visited by extraterrestrial life, it was like a zookeeper walking into the chimp enclosure: He looks around, takes some pictures, then leaves without interacting significantly with the environment. Meanwhile the chimps...
