About J. B. Morton: John Cameron Andrieu Bingham Michael Morton was an English humorous writer noted for authoring a column called "By the Way" under the pen name 'Beachcomber' in the Daily Express from 1924 to 1975.
One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.
Justice must not only be seen to be done but has to be seen to be believed.
