About Henny Youngman: Henry "Henny" Youngman was a British-born American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". His best known one-liner was "Take my wife...please".
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.
