About Henny Youngman:
Henry "Henny" Youngman was a British-born American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". His best known one-liner was "Take my wife...please".
If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.
Henny YoungmanMy son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
Henny Youngman