Quotes by Hank Moody

About Hank Moody:

Henry James "Hank" Moody is a fictional character who served as the protagonist of the Showtime television series Californication. Moody is an esteemed but erratic writer who frequently becomes embroiled in bizarre, and in some cases, scandalous situations. Many reviewers liken Moody's character to that of writer Charles Bukowski.
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Get it in while you can. It'll all be gone soon enough.

Hank Moody

When it comes to emotions, women know how to paint with the full set of oils, while men are busy doodling with crayons.

Hank Moody

I google myself but I never cheated on you. Never.

Hank Moody

She said one thing and I said another and the next thing I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life in the middle of that conversation.

Hank Moody

The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I’ve read studies. It’s like 2 out of 3 of those end in divorce, sometimes more. 3 out of 2, some.

Hank Moody

Good morning, Hell-A. In the land of the lotus-eaters, time plays tricks on you. One day you’re dreaming, the next, your dream has become your reality. It was the best of times. If only someone had told me. Mistakes were made, hearts were broken, h...

Hank Moody

That was not sex. That was naked poetry.

Hank Moody

I can’t teach you how to write, and anybody who says they can is full of shit.

Hank Moody

Author Bio

  • NameHank Moody
  • Descriptionfictional character from TV series Californication
  • AliasesHenry James Moody