If you want to really know what your friends and family think of you die broke, and then see who shows up for the funeral.
All the world's a stage, and all the clergymen critics.
Grief, and an estate, is joy understood.
Never underestimate the value of cold cash.
Anyone who doesn't miss the past never had a mother.
It is harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man.
The right man, in the right place, at the right time, can steal millions.
A liberal is a man who is right most of the time, but he's right too soon.
There is no such thing as a harmless truth.