Quotes by Graham Chapman

About Graham Chapman:

Graham Arthur Chapman was an English comedian, writer, actor, and one of the six members of the surreal comedy group Monty Python. He played authority figures such as the Colonel and the lead role in two Python films, Holy Grail and Life of Brian.
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Your Life our your lupines!" Dennis Moore

Graham Chapman

You see, I don't belive that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, that has been the main reason for our policy of employing wild animals as librarians.

Graham Chapman

McGough: I'm sorry. I'm afraid I've caught poetry. Mr Bones: Oh really? Well, don't worry, sir - I used to suffer from short stories. McGough: Really? When? Mr Bones: Oh, once upon a time ...

Graham Chapman

Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer You're the Doctor of my dreams With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare And your Machiavellian schemes I know they say that you are very vain And short and fat and pushy But at least you're not insane Henry Kis...

Graham Chapman

You know, Python should have won a Grammy for our musical work on the show.

Graham Chapman

World War II... did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were people from Germany who were throwing bombs at us.

Graham Chapman

Author Bio

  • NameGraham Chapman
  • DescriptionEnglish comedian, writer and actor
  • AliasesGray Chapman
  • BornJanuary 8, 1941
  • DiedOctober 4, 1989
  • CountryUnited Kingdom
  • ProfessionComedian; Writer; Actor; Screenwriter