It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye," Ferbus said too loudly. "Then it's one-eyed fun.
You're all incredibly thoughtful souls who keep my head attached to my body.
Momentarily forgetting how wind works, Lex tried spitting at him. This failed
Let me go!" She tore off a mirror and brandished it in his face. "I mean it! I don't want to go to your godforsaken hellbarn, you retarded psycho farmer!
The festivities were broken up by Pandora, who lobbed a scoop of ice cream at Lex that landed on the table with a sticky sploosh. “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” she screeched, jigging back into the kitchen.
Souls live on without their bodies. But bodies without souls are nothing but compost.
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