Quote by: George Carlin

I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered at about the same fifty percent rate. Half the time I get what I want, half the time I don't...Same as the four-leaf clover and the horseshoe...same as the voodoo lady who tells you your fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles. It's all the same...so just pick your superstition, sit back, make a wish, and enjoy yourself...


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Author Bio


  • NameGeorge Carlin
  • DescriptionAmerican stand-up comedian
  • AliasesGeorge Denis Patrick Carlin
  • BornMay 12, 1937
  • DiedJune 22, 2008
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionActor; Television Actor; Film Actor; Comedian; Television Presenter; Writer; Voice Actor; Radio Host; Stand-up Comic