About George Carlin:
George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor, and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves.
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
George CarlinAt a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
George Carlin