Quote by: George Carlin

Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll punch me repeatedly in the kidneys and the stomach so it doesn't mark up my face. He's so thoughtful!


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Author Bio


  • NameGeorge Carlin
  • DescriptionAmerican stand-up comedian
  • AliasesGeorge Denis Patrick Carlin
  • BornMay 12, 1937
  • DiedJune 22, 2008
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionActor; Television Actor; Film Actor; Comedian; Television Presenter; Writer; Voice Actor; Radio Host; Stand-up Comic