Quote by: George Carlin

THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.


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Author Bio


  • NameGeorge Carlin
  • DescriptionAmerican stand-up comedian
  • AliasesGeorge Denis Patrick Carlin
  • BornMay 12, 1937
  • DiedJune 22, 2008
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionActor; Television Actor; Film Actor; Comedian; Television Presenter; Writer; Voice Actor; Radio Host; Stand-up Comic