About George Ade: George Ade was an American writer, newspaper columnist, and playwright.
A good jolly is worth what you pay for it.
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.
She was short on intellect, but long on shape.
After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.
Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.
One man's poison ivy is another man's spinach.
Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature.
Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.
In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of entertainment.
After being turned down by numerous publishers, he decided to write for posterity.
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.
To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.
It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.
If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
