Quotes by Gary Reilly

About Gary Reilly:

Gary Reilly is an Australian television producer and writer born in New Zealand in 1945. He is most famous for his work on a variety of comedy series such as The Naked Vicar Show, Kingswood Country, Hey Dad..! and Bullpitt!. He also has a strong friendship and was once neighbours with Australian artist and sculptor Mike Worrall. He is married to actress Julie Haseler.
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Money can't buy happiness—but it can buy beer.

Gary Reilly

I've been broke, and I've been in debt, and broke is better.

Gary Reilly

I had never liked bullying of any sort, especially when an individual acquires his courage by becoming part of a faceless mob. I always say if you need fake courage, get it out of a bottle like I do.

Gary Reilly

She looked confused. She looked off-balance. That’s a technique I employ to get dates, and it always works.

Gary Reilly

When I was a teenager, most fathers tended to go berserk when I asked their daughters on a date.... I discovered that all fathers go berserk when their daughters start dating. I have to assume this was because all fathers were once teenagers at some ...

Gary Reilly

My imagination was running amok again. Twice in one night. This never happens when I’m sitting in front of a typewriter.

Gary Reilly

Writers, even unpublished writers, have a tendency not to notice what’s going on around them when they are the center of attention.

Gary Reilly

Late Friday morning I was driving toward Boulder. I was seated in "Doctor Lovebeads Cosmic Wonderbus and Mobile Mercantile." That entire phrase was painted in psychedelic colors on both sides of the van. But I left out the possessive apostrophe on "L...

Gary Reilly

I'll take my alkaloid diuretics wherever I can get them. If there isn't a 7-11 in the vicinity, a Winchell's donut shop is Plan B. The joe at both places is almost indistinguishable, like the difference between Johnny Walker and Cutty Sark, but only ...

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Author Bio

  • NameGary Reilly
  • DescriptionAustralian writer
  • Born1945
  • CountryAustralia