Quotes by Frank Carson

About Frank Carson:

Hugh Francis "Frank" Carson was an Irish comedian and actor, best known on television in series such as The Comedians and Tiswas. He was a member of the entertainment charity the Grand Order of Water Rats.[citation needed]
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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.

Frank Carson

It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me.

Frank Carson

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?

Frank Carson

My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'

Frank Carson

So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.

Frank Carson

What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Frank Carson

People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous.

Frank Carson

America has only 100 Senators for 309 million people, but Stormont has 108 members for 1.7 million.

Frank Carson

Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish.

Frank Carson

My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people.

Frank Carson

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

Frank Carson

The thirties were troublesome in Belfast, and then of course there was no work for people, and it was terribly religiously divided.

Frank Carson

Author Bio

  • NameFrank Carson
  • DescriptionComedian, actor
  • BornNovember 6, 1926
  • DiedFebruary 22, 2012
  • AwardsKnight Of The Order Of St. Gregory The Great