Quotes by Fran Lebowitz

About Fran Lebowitz:

Frances Ann "Fran" Lebowitz is an American author and public speaker. Lebowitz is known for her sardonic social commentary on American life as filtered through her New York City sensibilities. Some reviewers have called her a modern-day Dorothy Parker.
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Now, nature, as I am only too aware, has her enthusiasts, but on the whole, I am not to be counted among them. To put it bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.

Fran Lebowitz

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.

Fran Lebowitz

There is one thing that has disappeared, not just from the U.S. but from the entire world, is the idea of ever being embarrassed by anything.

Fran Lebowitz

All the time I'm not writing I feel like a criminal. It's horrible to feel felonious every second of the day. It's much more relaxing to actually write.

Fran Lebowitz

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Fran Lebowitz

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.

Fran Lebowitz

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

Fran Lebowitz

Author Bio

  • NameFran Lebowitz
  • Descriptionauthor and public speaker from the United States
  • AliasesFrances Ann Lebowitz
  • BornOctober 27, 1950
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionWriter