Quotes by Elayne Boosler

About Elayne Boosler:

Elayne Boosler is an American comedian and advocate for animal rescue.
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.

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The message of great art is to disturb.

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I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you'd go into a museum and see nothing but prints of dogs playing cards.

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I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It's the best way to see a city.

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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

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We have wild animals in zoos, yet people rarely meet their 'food' face to face.

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I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food.

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My family was totally non-religious. There was no question we were Jewish, but we were not observant.

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I like to go after the foibles, basically of beliefs that are held without question. If people still want to believe in their stuff after that, that's great - as long as they just have a chance to step back and look at it for a second. Sometimes, you...

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Here is what is needed for Occupy Wall Street to become a force for change: a clear, and clearly expressed, objective. Or two.

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Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. There's nothing more satisfying.

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I love being down at Occupy Wall Street. The sincerity, the youth involvement, the desire for better, is palpable and moving. There is true caring, sharing, and refreshingly naive hope.

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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete...

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I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners.

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Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?

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Wouldn't it be great to see a line in all movie credits that truthfully says, 'Nobody was harmed in the making of this film, and at the cast party, all animals got a belly belly belly rub.'

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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.

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Author Bio

  • NameElayne Boosler
  • DescriptionAmerican comedian
  • BornAugust 18, 1952
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionActor