Quotes by D.J. MacHale

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If I weren't already dead, I'd have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.

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His thoughts flicked between the confidence of the Anyala Stone, the expectations of his world, and, the certainty of his failure.

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Damon Scares me,' Maggie said. 'Maybe you should do what he wants.' 'Can't.' 'Why not?' 'Because he killed me. That kind of pisses me off

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I'm the terrorist, do what I say or I'll terrorize you.

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Whenever you look back and say "if" you know you're in trouble. There is no such thing as "if". The only thing that matters is what really happened.

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Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!

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There's always two ways of looking at things... that seeing what's positive about a situation is a lot more fun and gets you a lot further than looking for what might be wrong with it.

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I stood on the street, staring up at the most normal-looking house in the world. My house. I'd lived there my entire life. It was home. It was safe. It was haunted. The only other explanation was that I was demented. I couldn't say which I was rootin...

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Good stuff doesn't just happen. You have to fight for it.

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Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. "Veelox.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)

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Looks like it's time to liven up this dead little town!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)

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I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)

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Mine would be, "We will stand together, he and I. One in victory, one in shame. Only then can I truly own the power of Halla. How sweet the moment of revelation will be, when he learns that he handed it to me." -SD the Pilgrims of Rayne

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Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.

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I hate clowns. I've mentioned that, right?

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I'm sorry I hurt your hand...with my face." -Bobby Pendragon

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I've made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I've learned from them, but can't guarentee anything. There's only one thing I can promise. I'm taking this to the end." -Bobby Pendragon

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I saw the horrible way that people could treat each other. That may be the saddest thing of all. I saw greed and anger and murder and a total lack of concern for human life. It was a wicked side of the human soul that I saw... and it saddened me to k...

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I love you Mark..." Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney..." Mark, PoR.

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