Quote by: Demetri Martin

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.


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Author Bio


  • NameDemetri Martin
  • DescriptionAmerican comedian, actor, artist, musician, writer, and humorist
  • BornMay 25, 1973
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionActor
  • AwardsWriters Guild Of America Award