About Dean Martin: Dean Martin was an American singer, actor, comedian, and film producer.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.
I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello', 'goodbye', and 'I'm pregnant'.
I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
