Quote by: David Sedaris

My conscience is crosswired with my sweat glands, but there's a short in the system and I break out over things I didn't do, which only makes me look more suspect.


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Author Bio


  • NameDavid Sedaris
  • DescriptionAmerican author
  • BornDecember 26, 1956
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionWriter; Essayist
  • AwardsLambda Literary Award