Quotes by Dave Attell

About Dave Attell:

Dave Attell is an American stand-up comedian, writer and actor, best known as the host of Comedy Central's Insomniac with Dave Attell and The Gong Show with Dave Attell. Born in Queens, New York, he grew up in Rockville Centre, New York and now lives in New York City.
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When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.

Dave Attell

A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are to actually go out. They just really want to get a picture to post to their buddies, and that's about it.

Dave Attell

Being on the road is kind of lonely.

Dave Attell

I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.

Dave Attell

Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes.

Dave Attell

I don't watch reality TV.

Dave Attell

I'm not really a music guy.

Dave Attell

I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears.

Dave Attell

You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.

Dave Attell

Author Bio

  • NameDave Attell
  • DescriptionComedian
  • BornJanuary 18, 1965
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionActor