Quotes by Darynda Jones

About Darynda Jones:

Darynda Jones is the American authorof the Charley Davidson series of paranormal romantic thrillers and a young adult series called The Darklight Trilogy. She lives in New Mexico.
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He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.

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Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt

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I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.

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I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity.

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After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?" I turned my back to him with a shrug. "I named my ovaries, too, but they don't get out as much.

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You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be banned and replaced with something more reasonable, like, say, nine twelve.

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Ambulances were cool. “You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,” I said to the EMT as I picked up a silver gadget that looked disturbingly like an alien orifice probe, broke it, then promptly put it back, hoping it wouldn’t leave someo...

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My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson

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La negación no es solo un rió en Egipto.

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I know what kind of man it takes to get involved with something as barbarous as human trafficking.” “I get it, Swopes. He’s not the kind of man you take home to meet your stepmom.” I rethought that. “Wait a minute. Maybe my stepmom would li...

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Wow,” Sussman said, “you look hot even with the slight disfigurement.” I stopped and turned toward him. “What did you say?” “Um, you look hot?” “Let me ask you something,” I said, easing closer. He took a wary step back. “When you...

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That took balls." "Please," I said with a snort, "that took ovaries. Of which I have two.

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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.

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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.

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You rented the apartment with a dead guy in the corner?” I shrugged. “I wanted the apartment, and I figured I could cover him up with a bookcase or something.

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You do have a tendency to severe spinal cords." "Only for you.

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We all have a certain knowledge about how the universe works. And when someone comes along and challenges that knowledge, we don’t know how to deal with it. We aren’t hardwired that way. It’s difficult to question everything you’ve ever thoug...

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So, where are you from?" Agent Carson asked Reyes. "Originally?" I whirled around to face him again, this time pinning him with a warning glare. Carson was an FBI agent, but I was all about stealth. Surely she wouldn't pick up on my silent threat. He...

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You’re the reason I get up in the morning. That, and I need to pee.

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After an initial rush of pleasure that left me trembling with need, I broke off the heated kiss and whispered, "Okay, you win." He leaned over me and said into my ear, "Dutch, I won the moment you crawled into bed." He really did need to work on his ...

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Author Bio

  • NameDarynda Jones
  • DescriptionAmerican writer
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionWriter; Novelist