Quote by: Craig Stone

Blobfish, the guy who snapped a hamsters neck, myself, the homeless guy who has never thrown a punch (but has killed a fox) and Dickface, the man obsessed with trees and touching himself in public, follow an arrogant midget into the home of a pale creature I am certain will kill us all, to save the life of an ungrateful bastard parrot called Madness. The temperature drops further. A cold night for heroes.


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Author Bio


  • NameCraig Stone
  • DescriptionFootballer
  • BornDecember 29, 1988
  • CountryUnited Kingdom
  • ProfessionAssociation Football Player