Quotes by Craig Kilborn

About Craig Kilborn:

Craig Kilborn is an American comedian, writer, producer, sports commentator, actor, media critic, and television host. He was the original host of The Daily Show, a former anchor on ESPN's SportsCenter, and Tom Snyder's successor on CBS' The Late Late Show. On June 28, 2010, he launched The Kilborn File after a six-year absence from television. The Kilborn File aired on some Fox stations during a six-week trial run.
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I learned at an early age that using the third person will push some buttons.

Craig Kilborn

I'm going to miss my best friends - my cameras.

Craig Kilborn

People who go into show business are screwed up.

Craig Kilborn

However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.

Craig Kilborn

In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series.

Craig Kilborn

Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.

Craig Kilborn

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.

Craig Kilborn

The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.'

Craig Kilborn

I used to make fun of young people when I was 17 - the angst, the insecurities, all those tattoos.

Craig Kilborn

I enjoyed retirement the right way... linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.

Craig Kilborn

It's fun being creative and that's satisfying.

Craig Kilborn

I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California.

Craig Kilborn

Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place.

Craig Kilborn

Broadcasting was something, I don't want to say it came easy, but it's something I'm comfortable doing.

Craig Kilborn

They're saying Arnold will get 95% of the vote. At least according to his brother, Jeb Schwarzenegger.

Craig Kilborn

John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever do to you?'

Craig Kilborn

The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on.

Craig Kilborn

I thought late-night was crowded... the format's repetitive.

Craig Kilborn

I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.

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I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.

Craig Kilborn

Author Bio

  • NameCraig Kilborn
  • DescriptionAmerican basketball player
  • BornAugust 24, 1962
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionActor; Television Presenter